Here at Mamamia, we are very well-versed with that fact often you don’t actually have the time to watch two full episodes of The Bachelorette every week.
And even when you do, who says your free time overlaps with the time the episodes air?
So, to save you the time and the energy, we have bundled together all the Bachelorette recaps so far for you right here. Haaaaaappy reading.
It’s Matty J who ends up with the single date, and can we all just agree to stop calling him Matty J. There isn’t another Matt in the house anymore so we SIMPLY DON’T NEED THE J. He’s not a white rapper. Enough.
Finally, after years of putting up with this sh*t, Osher is getting his moment in the sun. Georgia has given him a date to plan.
We cannot with Lee’s face. Not from day one. It’s so perfect.
It's time for the cocktail party, and like GENTLEMEN, the guys all stand up and greet Georgia. She makes a joke and Clancy mishears her - it's awkward, and he's definitely going home. Alas, the noble Clancy was sent on his merry way.
Courtney gets a single date and he desperately wants to give it back so his bros don't hate on him.
Georgia has always dreamed of going on Safari so they go on Safari and it's a lot like Safari except for the fact that it isn't at all.
The imminent showdown between Sam and Rhys has kept us up all week and it's HERE. They both go home.
Matty J is getting restless because he has suddenly realised he's in with a shot, so calls Georgia over for a game. It's called "Let's play getting to know Matty J", and it involves Matty quizzing Georgia about himself.
They all go into the rose ceremony and it's exceedingly clear who's going home. They're even wearing the same f*cking suit.
Fireman Cam and Georgia roll around on the floor with Dalmatian puppies. It's so cute it broke our eyeballs.
Georgia makes an awkies comment about loving open fires and Fireman Cam is like, "What?" Probably phones home to put her on the arson watch list.