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Exclusive: Malcolm Turnbull caught in dramatic photoshop scandal.

The leadership pressure got too much…

DON’T GIVE IN TO THE PRESSURE, MALCOLM! YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL.

Take a damn bow, society. Your impossibly high standards of beauty have claimed another victim.

Poor Malcolm Turnbull. M-Tubs. Malco. All he wants to do is go to work, do his job, and possibly overthrow the leader of his government. He doesn’t have time to be obsessing over society’s crazy unrealistic beauty ideals.

GIVE HIM A DAMN BREAK.

But sadly, it seems the pressure has got to him. The crushing pressure of image perfection.

M-Tubs decided to do a little tweaking of his Twitter photo:

Yes – this photo has obviously had some minor adjustments using the trusty photoshop smooth and lasso tools.

But SO WHAT?

So M-Tubs gave himself a smooth face and a shrivelled half-arm. Can you blame him? Australian politics is a cut-throat business, and the pressure to have the perfect body and face is extreme.

DON’T BLAME MALCO FOR GIVING IN! DON’T BALME MALCO FOR THINKING HE NEEDS TO HAVE A PERFECT SHRIVELLED ARM!

Blame society. Blame society for its impossible expectations. Pray for our politicians, and pray for M-Tubs.

#youareperfectmalcom

#realbodiesrealbeauty

#dontgiveintoshrivelledarmpressure

#prayformalcolm

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