Our favourite reality TV show about people fake marrying each other is coming to an end.
We’ve been through A LOT with the gang over the past seven weeks, so naturally, we feel like we should have a say in whether they stay together or kiss their fake marriages goodbye and go their separate ways.
After all, we’ve been watching them on our TV screens and commentating on their relationships, and that basically makes us ‘experts’.
Married at First Sight ‘Hold the door’ on The Recap.
Here’s our ultimate MAFS wishlist, of who should stay together and who should break up:
Susan and Sean: Stay together
YES. Absolutely. Susan and Sean need to stay together for the sake of humanity. They’re the most down-to-earth people we’ve ever seen on TV or in real life. Sure, there’s that whole long distance issue, but if everyone chips in $1 each, we could probably buy them a private jet, so they can make it work. Do it for love, people, DO IT FOR LOVE.
Sharon and Nick: Stay together
Sharon and Nick definitely have the potential to go the distance if Nick can just stay away from the booze and the strippers and Sharon can handle life without Michelle. Sharon also needs to open up to Nick and actually tell him how she feels. This one goes on the yes pile.
Michelle and Jesse: Nope nope nopety nope
Nope. Nope. Nopety nope. As we said last week, it's time for Michelle to let Jesse go. She's just not that into him and Jesse is pouring his heart out and getting nothing in return. She kept him around for another cringe-worthy week and we all had to sit through that letter about the doors, that even English lit professors could not decipher. And the farts, people, the farts.