Last night, the Australian public was introduced to Troy. He’s described as “tall, extremely confident and ready for love with a girl he hopes is a cross between Barbie and a cheerleader.”
Oh, and he also brushes his teeth like…. THIS:
Despite all this, his very-real-and-not-at-all-fake wife Ashley seemed rather... impressed with him.
Especially after he uttered some of the most beautiful wedding vows the world has ever heard while standing by her side at the altar.
"I vow to get to know you, to learn how to like you and to grow to love you as we enter this unique relationship together," Troy said.