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It’s the Married at First Sight night we’ve all been waiting for (since Matt lost his virginity).

The partner swap.

Since the season began, we’ve been poised for the ~drama~ of one bride digging her claws into another woman’s husband, because reality television scandals are our lifeblood and we don’t even care how sad that is.

Let’s face it, if anyone was going to do it – it was going to be Ines.

This season’s villain has made no secret of the fact that shecannot standher husband Bronson (and his eyebrow ring), and has made it abundantly clear that she wouldn’t mind trading him in for Elizabeth’s husband Sam – the male villain counterpart of the season.

A match made in, well,hellwe suppose.

And tonight – she made her move.

While an unsuspecting Elizabeth went off to seek relationship advice from fellow contestant Cyrell, the message exchange began.

“He’s unhappy, I’m unhappy,” Ines said of hers and Sam’s relationships earlier in the episode.

Before she slid into his DMs with a message that was essentially a “you up” andgood lord is this woman actually part reptile.

“I sent him a little message… hopefully he’ll text back and we can get a little flirty,” she plotted.

Sam responded, then she called him “bubba”.

And as the teaser for the next episode shows, they appear to call each other “snacks”, and please can somebody make it stop.

Regardless: It. Is. On.

Here’s how the glorious Twitter community reacted to Ines’ scheming ways:

Ines, return to the mothership as soon as possible. The experiment is over, the humans are catching on. #MAFSAU

— TonyB (@giptonboy) February 11, 2019

Once Sam accepts Ines invite it’s gonna be… #mafs pic.twitter.com/cFat94WYB5

— Hero (@hierohero1) February 11, 2019

When Ines was checking out Sam photos on her phone, I kept expecting her to say Sam was just so quiche. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/QpIT8eyyjo

— EVIE (@eviedogpuppy) February 11, 2019

Is Ines even real? I’ve never actually seen such a horrible person in real life #MarriedAtFirstSight #MAFSAU #mafs

— Laura Taft (@LawTaft) February 11, 2019

Ines calling Sam a snack and Sam calling himself a tasty snack. ???????????????????????????????????????? #mafs #marriedatfirstsight #9married #mafsau #marriedatfirstsightau

— Claire Elizabeth (@cccllaaaiiirree) February 11, 2019

Can she get any nastier? Ines makes Davina look like a saint #MAFSAU

— morgan.a.c (@morgzmorgzmorgz) February 11, 2019

Ines: I’m Australia’s most hated person.

Sam: Hold my beer. #MAFS

— Ivan Trba (@IvanTrba) February 10, 2019

Ines: I was like “that is my kind of snack”.

Sam: Delicious snack, I hope. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/ZzQl0s8Md3

— Bree (@breelivetweet) February 11, 2019

Once Ines beds Sam I believe she’ll take her final form. #mafs pic.twitter.com/xBPIkGDGG9

— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) February 11, 2019