We open on our two new couples who are full of hope, despite the fact that anyone who has been in this experiment for longer than six weeks is either emotionally traumatised or desperately unhappy.
We flash to Josh yelling “WE’RE OUT OF BREAD” and Cathy shouting while toothpaste leaks out of her mouth “I DON’T FCKN EAT BREAD” and yes, welcome to the profound romance of a fake marriage, nice to meet you.
Over in Stacey and Michael’s apartment, Stacey has had an awful dream where Michael was hooking up with Hayley. Michael says “that doesn’t sound like a dream it sounds like a nightmare” and errr no that sounds heaps like that time you legit hooked up with Hayley. Not even a week ago. That’s mostly what it sounds like. Sir.