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HUSH NOW IT'S THE REUNION DINNER PARTY. Which is apparently different to the final dinner party. Which was last week.

But we digress.

Have a gander at the trailer for tonight's chaotic episode of MAFS. Post continues after video.

It's been two months since the couples left the experiment, and everyone is back to fight (with Bryce) one last time.

And hey just a quick question.

Why does Russel always get this edit?

Patrick and Belinda tell us they're still together andyesthey're dressing matching and someone has to tell Belinda you don't have to do that when you're in a relationship.

Unsurprisingly, Jake and Beck have broken up.

Beck explains that Jake moved to Perth and she had a lot going on. Like her dog (who doesn't exist) being in hospital and her being at his bedside, bringing flowers everyday etc.

Anyway, while she was tending to her fake dog, JakeallegedlyCHEATED on her with ANOTHER BRIDE AND HOLY GOODNESS TELL US MORE.

Meanwhile, Georgia tells us that since the experiment Liam blocked her on everything, and honestly good move Liam because Jill is fckn coming for you.

Oh.

Oh no. It's Alana.

And she tells us that two weeks after their final vows, Jason broke up with her via text.

This is why we don't change our mind when we're in the middle of a breakup.

But Coco's here and she has something to say.

She fell into "dicksand". Belonging to... Cam.

"He hit it and quit it."

"He had his bowl of Coco Pops for breakfast," and we love this woman unconditionally do you understand.

UGGGGGGHHHHHH.

It's Melissa and Bryce. And they're bragging about their relationship which ruined literally everyone's lives.

Bryce tells us he's moved to Melbourne. To properly abandon his other family. Particularly his (other) current girlfriend. So she doesn't knock on his door. In the middle of the night. And askwhat the f**k. Justifiably.

HUSH NOW THO.

Booka. Has. The. Goss.

And yes she knows about Bryce's secret girlfriend.

We don't know how to tell you this Booka, butyou need to be bringing receipts. In a manila folder.

IT'S TIME now for the very last, finale, reunion,finaldinner party.

When Russell walks in, Samantha says "I thought you were a waiter" andso true.

Everyone tries to work out who is and isn't still together, and everything is civil until Liam walks in.

Georgia stands up to greet him, and while he kisses everyone else on the cheek, he looks through Georgia as though she is invisible.

And Mel Schilling has lost it.

She cannot calm down.

This is immature and unacceptable and producers have to restrain Mel who is desperately fighting to break out of her cupboard.

In case you missed our previous recaps...

The Twins recap Married at First Sight ep 30: The vows that go horribly, horribly wrong.

The Twins recap Married at First Sight ep 29: How did Australia just let that happen?

The Twins recap Married at First Sight ep 28: The phone call that confirms everything.

The Twins recap Married at First Sight ep 27: The 'evidence' that destroys Melissa.

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