The Twins recap Married at First Sight: The phone call that confirms everything.

by Clare and Jessie Stephens April 11, 2021

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It's the morning of the final dinner party and, yeah. All the wives have woken their husbands up before dawn to tell them about Samantha's gossip at the girls' night.

In case you forgot (lol no one forgot) Samantha told Melissa that she spoke to Bryce's best friend on the outside and hedoesindeed have a secret girlfriend and her name isbleep.

When Alana tells Jason he is taken aback.

He says he feels "lied to" by Bryce andif everyone could just have a moment of silence for Jason that would be appreciated.

Oh.

It's Belinda. And she's wearing her sister's jumpsuit. That her sister wore when she was 13. Because she's had sex with Patrick. And we fail to see how those two things are related but yes okay continue.

Patrick warms to Belinda as a seven-year-old gymnast about to do her floor routine and thinks he might tell her he loves her.

Cool.

Meanwhile, Liam is complaining about how long it takes Georgia to get ready and Sir.

Like... read a f**king book. Go for a walk. FFS. Stop being so needy??

It's at this point we learn that Melissa still hasn't confronted Bryce about last night's revelation. But it'stime.

"I think he deserves the chance to explain," she says and we... respectfully disagree.

She asks Bryce if he knows this bleep character and he says without a BEAT "she's a friend of a friend".

Melissa then continues with what Samantha told her and he's all like "yeah?? It's the Tinder girl I was with before here??" AND DUDE THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID LITERALLY 12 SECONDS AGO.

"So you're going to believe Sam of all people?" he asks and yes absolutely definitely?

That's when Bryce gets very upset and says he has "copped this all experiment" and he's "so sick of it" and Melissa can "sort [her] shit out" but he's going back to Canberra (to be with his secret girlfriend etc.).

After he calms down, he kindly explains to Melissa that eithershe goes to Canberra with himor theirrelationship is over forever.

Melissa asks if he's been speaking tobleepsince the experiment started and he reluctantly says no and Melissa we don't know how to put this.

You need to go through the man's phone.

As a matter of urgency.

Demand. The. Man's. Phone. Immediately.

Bryce starts uncontrollably crying, groaning that he "can't do this anymore" and so Melissa comforts the poor man who, in his defence, must really miss his other girlfriend.

Melissa tells the camera she doesn't know whether to believe Samantha or her husband, who she is "intimate with," and YOU BELIEVE SAMANTHA CAN YOU HEAR US WE CANNOT YELL ANY LOUDER.

In another part of Sydney, couples are beginning to arrive at the dinner party and Kerry only dressed one of her breasts tonight.

We wait for Bryce and Melissa to arrive, but then a waiter announces "dinner is saaarved".

And hold on a second.

They're. Not. Coming.

They're not bloody coming.

And we want our f**king money back.

As everyone sits down and has a drink Johnny says, "the vibe is on point!" and we hate it. This isn't why we're here??

Quickly, the conversation turns to Bryce, and Georgia suggests that maybe if they got Samantha on the phone she could clarify the rumour.

Everyone madly agrees and so Georgia kindly asks a producer for a phone, please, for the sole purpose of gossip, and a producer throws eight at her excitedly.

Beck calls Samantha who confirms what she said last night, and adds that Bryce has apparently been madly calling all his friends today, telling them to shut up.

Every time Beck says "ohhhh noooo" she is smiling like a maniac. Which we appreciate.

But this isn't about Beck. Or Samantha.

It's about Jason. Who is having his heart broken.

This is the most emotional and talkative and expressive Jason ever been. He was not nearly this upset when his relationship with Alana nearly ended. He came here to find a Bryce and it's all falling apart before his eyes.

But HUSH NOW because the experts have emerged out of the ground and Mel is wearing a crown.

Because she is the Queen. Of starting sh*t.

Obviously they've brought with them the Question Box, which they had set aside in case of emergency. That emergency, of course, is Bryce and Melissa not coming, and therefore the potential of a really f*cking boring dinner party.

The questions are very specifically tailored to each couple with is slightly disturbing.

First up, Kerry asks Johnny a bunch of questions, like if her relationship with her ex-husband bothers him, and he's all like "no, if it makes you happy" and no offence but Johnny's maturity and emotional intelligence does not belong at this dinner table.

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