Australia reacts to literally the worst decision in the entire history of MAFS.

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Tonight it was time to watch Heidi and Mike’s slow-motion walk down to trees draped in toilet paper to do what we’ve been waiting for all season.

As in – the night we’d finally see Heidi walk way from Mike and find herself a man who wouldn’t forget to buy her dinner.

The partner we all deserve.

Alas, she chose to say, and we’re not mad, just disappointed.

And so was Australia.

Here’s how Twitter reacted to the worst commitment ceremony decision all season:

(Spoilers: some were just salty theirs was dedicated to an entire lone episode ¯\_(ツ)_/¯).

Mike and Heidi? Really?

— Angela (@Angelayang) April 2, 2019

Good to see channel 9 went all out on the setting for Mike and Heidi’s wedding, toilet paper decorated all over the tree ????????@MarriedAU #MAFS

— Kristian (@bizarroworldInc) April 2, 2019

Mike and Heidi have me what the fucking, out loud!

— Teagan (@Teagan95094441) April 2, 2019

Imagine if Heidi and Mike actually last and have kids…I would DIE #MAFS

— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) April 2, 2019

My face after watching this shit #MAFS pic.twitter.com/lek91aizjt

— Jem_EM (@Jem_EM30) April 2, 2019

Mike: “I love you”
Heidi: “I love you too!”
Mike: *was talking to his reflection in her eyes*#mafs #mafsAU pic.twitter.com/GHmROOxXQM

— The Purity Of Evil (@ThePurityOfEvil) April 2, 2019

Everything Heidi says describes an unstable, toxic relationship. Girl, run. PLEASE. #mafs

— Clementine Ford ????‍♀️ (@clementine_ford) April 2, 2019

Calling it now…they’ll have split by the reunion. #MAFS #MAFSAU

— Nez (@fraggle73) April 2, 2019

The only thing this #mafsau episode is confirming for me is that mikes dad should be one of the experts next year! #MAFS

— Christina (@Xtina_g19) April 2, 2019

I see it but I don’t believe it. Heidi and Mike #mafs

— ponder (@issue_september) April 2, 2019

#MAFSAU Are channel nine legit pulling a prank on us with this episode? Watching Heidi and Mike is so unbearable. I’ve had more fun at the dentist.

— ????????‍♀️ (@zzzravenpuff) April 2, 2019

Genuinely feel that they have scheduled a 90 minute long Heidi and Mike episode last to gently wean some viewers (me) off the addiction that is this show (PS it’s working) #MAFS

— Nat Sinclair (@nat_sinclair93) April 2, 2019

#MAFS producers have really overestimated how much we care about Mike and Heidi.

— Stephanie Pham (@steph_aniepham) April 2, 2019

Heidi and Mike’s new couple name : Hike. As in take a hike #bye #mafs

— Chans (@february_starz) April 2, 2019

Jesus is this entire episode devoted to the self-absorbed, angst-ridden ramblings of Heidi and Mike? I want to cry #mafs

— Ella Thomas (@Ellanotserious) April 2, 2019