At this rate, it seems like Married at First Sight will continue its impressive record of successfully creating approx. one couple per season (give or take one couple). The experts’ matches are definitely more of a suggestion at this point. We can tell this because of all the shouting and partner swapping and late-night hatching-chicken emojis.
Sam, for example – he of the absent sideburns – was about done with Elizabeth 28 seconds into their wedding ceremony, and soon turned his attention to Ines. They both say objectively awful things (example 1, example 2); perfect match, we thought.
Then we noticed something.
Something that’s been staring us right in the face the entire time.
The series’ promo photo, the one that’s plastered across the MAFS social media pages and the MAFS website.