Man in prison for eating last boyfriend is looking for new boyfriend.

Well this can only end well.

Luka Magnotta, in prison for the murder, dismemberment and consequent EATING of his boyfriend in 2012, has just joined a dating site for prisoners. He may be serving a life sentence for being a cannibal, but man, does he consider himself a sexy cannibal. A sexy cannibal who just happens to be looking for love.

Magnotta, 32, has joined Canadian Inmates Connect, a website dedicated to finding convicted felons life partners and/or companionship while behind bars. He stated that he just wants a ‘Prince Charming’ to murder and eat to spend his life with. In fact, Magnotta has quite a few conditions for someone with what could mildly be considered a bit of ‘baggage’:

Single white male, 33, 5’11” and 175 lbs with dark hair and blue eyes.  Seeking single white male, 28 – 38 years of age, white and in shape.  One who is loyal, preferably educated, financially and emotionally stable for a long term committed relationship.  If you think you could be my prince charming, send me a detailed letter with at least 2 photos. Only those I deem compatible will receive a response. Serious inquiries only please.  All unsolicited mail will be discarded. 

How sweet. (Note the convenient lack of any information regarding the fact he ATE HIS LAST BOYFRIEND.)

Magnotta, a model before he horrifically murdered and ate a person, also attached this photo:

The dating site’s founder, Melissa Fazzina, told concerned press that she believed Magnotta’s intentions were pure. “Maybe he just is finally looking for a long-term, committed partner,” she said.

Um, maybe. But, and this really can’t be stressed enough, considering he ATE his last ‘long-term, committed’ partner, it might be wise for the men of Canada to steer clear.