Well this can only end well.

Luka Magnotta, in prison for the murder, dismemberment and consequent EATING of his boyfriend in 2012, has just joined a dating site for prisoners. He may be serving a life sentence for being a cannibal, but man, does he consider himself a sexy cannibal. A sexy cannibal who just happens to be looking for love.

Magnotta, 32, has joined Canadian Inmates Connect, a website dedicated to finding convicted felons life partners and/or companionship while behind bars. He stated that he just wants a ‘Prince Charming’

to murder and eat

to spend his life with. In fact, Magnotta has quite a few conditions for someone with what could mildly be considered a bit of ‘baggage’:

How sweet. (Note the convenient lack of any information regarding the fact he ATE HIS LAST BOYFRIEND.)

Magnotta, a model before he horrifically murdered and ate a person, also attached this photo:

The dating site’s founder, Melissa Fazzina, told concerned press that she believed Magnotta’s intentions were pure. “Maybe he just is finally looking for a long-term, committed partner,” she said.

Um, maybe. But, and this really can’t be stressed enough, considering he ATE his last ‘long-term, committed’ partner, it might be wise for the men of Canada to steer clear.