Yes,well.

It seems like we’re all back in high school.

On tonight’s episode ofLove Islandone couple officially became girlfriend and boyfriend.

They gathered together all their islander friends and had some kind of ceremony.

Speeches were made.

Champagne was drunk.

Someone probably asked the DJ to play ‘You’re the Voice’ while downing a schooner of tap beer.

I made have shed one solitary tear while whispering “God bless those very tan children and their special bond”.

It was much like a wedding, except it was two people who have known each other for five weeks, declaring their undying love for each other, in front of a bunch of people they’ve known for five weeks or less ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

It all started when a clever producer realised they had made a terrible mistake sending Cassidy aka ALL OF THE DRAMA home last week.

In order to distract us from the rapidly declining drama levels they decided to entertain us with a fake wedding.

They got Eden to pretend it was his idea and he enlisted all the islanders to help him out.

IT WAS MY IDEA.

Erin was led to the place where she first met Eden... five weeks ago... by reading signs that each of the boiz were holding.

There she was met by Eden who was holding a pumpkin pie.

He told her he "loves her with all his heart" and asked her to be his girlfriend.

PLAY 'YOU'RE THE VOICE' PLS.

Yes, this is an actual thing that happened on a TV show.

Here's how Australia reacted:

Pretty sure Eden stole this idea from Kyle and Tiffany (my friends in yr 6) on the school footy field #LoveIslandAU

— Paige Fitzpatrick (@PagglesYo) June 25, 2018

I can’t believe Eden is now my new standard for men #LoveIslandAU

— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) June 25, 2018

Awww that was a little bit cute... also, they want the money #LoveIslandAU

— Kee (@KeeniMaree) June 25, 2018

So wait being in a relationship is a big step on this show? Grant said I love you and no relationship there? WTF? #loveislandau

— 33e (@mydogche) June 25, 2018

YOU MEAN EVERYFING TO ME #LoveIslandAU

— catherine ⭐️ (@ffscxtherine) June 25, 2018

Give those producers a Logie. #LoveIslandAU ❤️???? pic.twitter.com/NTuFe13lv5

— I'mACelebrity (@ImACelebrityAUS) June 25, 2018

My eyes are rolling so hard they've popped out and I have to gather them up off the floor #LoveIslandAU

— Pipe down, Chachi (@bishcheese) June 25, 2018

HE LITERALLY MADE HER A PUMPKIN PIE OMG ????❤️❤️ #LoveIslandAU pic.twitter.com/XZwZUDqVJm

— lauren ☁️ (@_ohsnapitsloz) June 25, 2018

This is the cutest shit ever ???? #LoveIslandAU pic.twitter.com/aioWRdojUa

— catherine ⭐️ (@ffscxtherine) June 25, 2018

Suddenly it’s Love Actually Island. #LoveIslandAU pic.twitter.com/wiUXjvKmor

— Matt (@Mattleo821) June 25, 2018

How long will this relationship last is the $50,000 question. #LoveIslandAU

— stef (@youG0GlenCoco) June 25, 2018

Until tomorrow night...