Hello. What are your plans this Valentine’s Day?
Buying the expensive lamb chops from Coles? Wearing your nicest Bonds knickers for the hubby? Crying into a bucket of icecream and ripping up photos of old boyfriends?
HA! SILENCE, FOOLS!
MS. PALTROW IS TALKING.
That’s right, plebeian class: Gwyneth Paltrow has released her Must Haves for Valentines Day 2016.
On her notorious Goop website, Gwynnie has once again given us a peek into her hugely expensive/high maintenance lifetstyle with some REALLY ACHIEVABLE Valentine’s Day tips.
Ready for some love with a light side of impracticality? HECK YEAH!
Here is but a mere glimpse of the hot tips
Gwyneth Paltrow’s content team Gwyneth Paltrow has for the goopiest of goopy V Days this year.
Tip #1: Sex Dust. Ahem.
Right so there’s little more I can say on this item, except that the product’s full name is ‘Moon Juice Sex Dust’, and it’s basically hot chocolate that gets your…’bits’….’going’.
You know…your bits.
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