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"I received this $100 advent calendar and audibly gasped when I saw what was inside."

Friends, all your Christmases are about to come at once.

I have found an advent calendar that promises to deliver the best sex of your life and no, there are no chocolates involved.

It’s called the Lovehoney Best Sex of Your Life Couple’s Sex Toy Advent Calendar and I made the mistake of opening it work.

I gasped when I saw what was inside.

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What it looks like online... Image: Love Honey.
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What it looks like in real life. And yes, I've already opened a few doors. Image: Supplied.

Basically, it's an advent calendar full of sex toys and games. Behind the back door of each day of December is one toy, game or piece of equipment designed for pleasure on your own or with a friend.

Priced at $100 (or four payments of $25 with Afterpay... helpful), the calendar includes 24 items and can be shipped with same-day dispatch for next day delivery.

Because I'm a regular person, I obviously couldn't wait until the end of December to open all of the doors, so here's what I've found so far:

Gold bullet vibrator

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Sleek and discreet, and quite powerful for its size. Image: Supplied.
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Double Love Ring

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A "smooth and stretchy ring... which may result in longer, harder erections." Image: Supplied.

Velcro wrist cuffs

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Bondage-style handcuffs that fit with different play attachments (you'll find out about those later in the month). Image: Supplied.
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Lucky You Scratch Cards

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Choose your own adventure scratch cards to play with your partner. Image: Supplied.

Finger Vibe G-Spot Sleeve

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silicone finger G-spot sleeve that can be used in conjunction with the bullet vibe. Image: Supplied.

...And that's just up to day five.

Other fun surprises include over door and under bed restraints, tickler vibes and lacy underwear. You can read the full list of what's inside on Love Honey if you want to know what you're in for.

Considering a full size vibrator can cost anywhere from $60-300, this box gives you bang for your buck and makes a great festive gift for yourself, from yourself, a hen's night, your happily single or coupled up friends or as a gift for both you and your partner.

With a couple weeks left 'til Christmas, I'll let you know how I go.

Or maybe I won't.

The Lovehoney Best Sex of Your Life Couple's Sex Toy Advent Calendar is available for $100 at Love Honey.

P.S. One of our brave writers Jessie Stephens road tested 50 Shades of Grey style Vag Balls. Check it out below.

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