Well who wouldn’t jump at this opportunity?
HEY BIG SPENDER.
Michael, who lives in Waterford, Ireland, stuck up posters around the township to try and find a partner for his sister’s wedding.
Stuck this important notice up in town today. pic.twitter.com/3N5Izmhkiu
— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) June 27, 2015
Apparently beggars CAN be choosers. For someone who has resorted to poster-plastering, Michael has some pretty explicit specifications. For starters, if you’re not into Karate, or at least can’t pretend to be into Karate, move right along. This is not the date for you.
You’ll probably have to put in some study time too, to be sure you’re on top of your ‘relationship’ history, including pet names. Michael, continuing the martial arts theme, has gone with: Sensei.
“In return, you will get a free meal,” he says.