But we have gossip and it would be a crime not to share all of it immediately.
You see, we spent Sunday afternoon on the Logies red carpet surrounded by people we know from such places as the television, but also TV shows, singing contests, breakfast television shows, TV series and television news.
It was overwhelming and we’ve needed time to reflect.
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There are five very important things we learned from our time at the TV Week Logies and we’ll tell you but you have to promise to keep it a secret. Forever.
1. Some stars won’t talk to you
Some stars won’t talk to us.
On every red carpet, media take their place behind carefully positioned ropes that stop you from getting too close to the famous people. For journalists, it’s a very dignified experience, characterised by yelling loudly at the celebrities you’d like to talk to, while making crazy eyes at their publicists so they know you’re not to be ignored.