Yes, well.
The Logies are on tonight.
They’re being held on the Gold Coast which is… interesting.
The “celebrities” all seem to have appeared on reality TV dating shows within the last 12 months.
And everyone is making lame jokes that not even your mum would laugh at.
Twitter, of course, is loving every moment of it.
Here are the funniest tweets from the night:
This is just Schoolies Week with no credit card limit #Logies
— Kirri (@matineeidyll) July 1, 2018
No one wanted to go so they invited every reality tv “star” of the last 5 years ????????♀️#Logies
— Katrina (@katjhammo) July 1, 2018
I’m only here for Plucka Duck’s induction into the Hall Of Fame. #Logies
— ross clelland (@rnclelland) July 1, 2018
Ah. Its #Logies time. The Emmys without the prestige.
— (Dr.*) Tuk (@TukRoll) July 1, 2018
This year’s Logies red carpet fashion inspiration appears to be Tina Turner in Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome. #Logies #RedCarpet pic.twitter.com/w19MjLE3Dc
— Sean French (@boogiefever1985) July 1, 2018
Imagine reducing Kelly Rowland to: a winner of The Voice #TVWeekLogies
— Dan Ilic (@danilic) July 1, 2018
Interviewing people from married at first sight sums up the calibre of these awards #Logies
— Laura Jensen (@LauraJcookies) July 1, 2018
“I wish the #Logies were still in Melbourne” said no Victorian ever.
— BYoung ???????? (@MrBMYoung) July 1, 2018
Loving the diversity #Logies #joking
— Simone (@sparkle723) July 1, 2018
Can’t wait to see who wins the Gold Centrelink Logie for Most Popular Unemployed Australian Celebrity! #logies2018 #Logies
— Girl Under Cover (@thatfizzchick) July 1, 2018
At least when Bert hosted you knew at least one person at the #Logies
— steve taylor (@thatstevetaylor) July 1, 2018
Don’t even watch tv so I don’t know most of these people. Watching the #Logies til the end though to see if Denyer gets the gold #Denyer4Gold
— Mara (@maranobelius) July 1, 2018
Didn’t realise Grant Denyer was to the #Logies as Leo was to the Oscars. ???? And still in such high spirits too.
— Amy ???? (@amyrbkr) July 1, 2018
The “fashion” at the #logies looks like a bunch of bogans were let loose in Spotlight!
— Natalie Van Dongen (@NattyvanD) July 1, 2018
Might start taking a shot every time they mention the #GoldCoast but am expected to actually show at work tomorrow. #Logies2018 #logies
— Julia (@Julaberry) July 1, 2018
The fact that this never won a Logie is proof the #Logies need to end pic.twitter.com/11axOXfGAg
— Guzman Wye Gomez (@jwyeNFL) July 1, 2018
I just had to explain to my mother who Hotdogs is. #Logies
— tenille quadrilateral (@qoifoog) July 1, 2018
SOMEONE GIVE A LOGIE TO THAT A CURRENT AFFAIR PROMO WITH THE MUM BREASTFEEDING HER 8 YEAR OLD SON! #Logies #LogieAwards
— Leon Sjogren (@Leonsjogren) July 1, 2018
The #Logies feels like extended family Christmas – racist jokes & homophobic jibes betwixt lots of tins of VB, sunburn and gritted teeth
— Hayley Summers (@HayleySummers90) July 1, 2018
My dream is life is to be a D-grade celebrity so I get invited to the #Logies out of politeness
— Crystal Russom ♫ (@Narniakid) July 1, 2018
Not many people know this, but the Logie was modelled on 70’s Rod Stewart. #Logies2018 #Logies pic.twitter.com/BcLPNUgbgZ
— Scott John (@Scott_John) July 1, 2018
