Yes, well.

The Logies are on tonight.

They’re being held on the Gold Coast which is…interesting.

The “celebrities” all seem to have appeared on reality TV dating shows within the last 12 months.

And everyone is making lame jokes that not even your mum would laugh at.

Twitter, of course, is loving every moment of it.

Here are the funniest tweets from the night:

This is just Schoolies Week with no credit card limit #Logies

— Kirri (@matineeidyll) July 1, 2018

No one wanted to go so they invited every reality tv “star” of the last 5 years ????????‍♀️ #Logies

— Katrina (@katjhammo) July 1, 2018

I’m only here for Plucka Duck’s induction into the Hall Of Fame. #Logies

— ross clelland (@rnclelland) July 1, 2018

Ah. Its #Logies time. The Emmys without the prestige.

— (Dr.*) Tuk (@TukRoll) July 1, 2018

This year’s Logies red carpet fashion inspiration appears to be Tina Turner in Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome. #Logies #RedCarpet pic.twitter.com/w19MjLE3Dc

— Sean French (@boogiefever1985) July 1, 2018

Imagine reducing Kelly Rowland to: a winner of The Voice #TVWeekLogies

— Dan Ilic (@danilic) July 1, 2018

Interviewing people from married at first sight sums up the calibre of these awards #Logies

— Laura Jensen (@LauraJcookies) July 1, 2018

“I wish the #Logies were still in Melbourne” said no Victorian ever.

— BYoung ???????? (@MrBMYoung) July 1, 2018

Loving the diversity #Logies #joking

— Simone (@sparkle723) July 1, 2018

Can’t wait to see who wins the Gold Centrelink Logie for Most Popular Unemployed Australian Celebrity! #logies2018 #Logies

— Girl Under Cover (@thatfizzchick) July 1, 2018

At least when Bert hosted you knew at least one person at the #Logies

— steve taylor (@thatstevetaylor) July 1, 2018

Don’t even watch tv so I don’t know most of these people. Watching the #Logies til the end though to see if Denyer gets the gold #Denyer4Gold

— Mara (@maranobelius) July 1, 2018

Didn’t realise Grant Denyer was to the #Logies as Leo was to the Oscars. ???? And still in such high spirits too.

— Amy ???? (@amyrbkr) July 1, 2018

The “fashion” at the #logies looks like a bunch of bogans were let loose in Spotlight!

— Natalie Van Dongen (@NattyvanD) July 1, 2018

Might start taking a shot every time they mention the #GoldCoast but am expected to actually show at work tomorrow. #Logies2018 #logies

— Julia (@Julaberry) July 1, 2018

The fact that this never won a Logie is proof the #Logies need to end pic.twitter.com/11axOXfGAg

— Guzman Wye Gomez (@jwyeNFL) July 1, 2018

I just had to explain to my mother who Hotdogs is. #Logies

— tenille quadrilateral (@qoifoog) July 1, 2018

SOMEONE GIVE A LOGIE TO THAT A CURRENT AFFAIR PROMO WITH THE MUM BREASTFEEDING HER 8 YEAR OLD SON! #Logies #LogieAwards

— Leon Sjogren (@Leonsjogren) July 1, 2018

The #Logies feels like extended family Christmas – racist jokes & homophobic jibes betwixt lots of tins of VB, sunburn and gritted teeth

— Hayley Summers (@HayleySummers90) July 1, 2018

My dream is life is to be a D-grade celebrity so I get invited to the #Logies out of politeness

— Crystal Russom ♫ (@Narniakid) July 1, 2018

Not many people know this, but the Logie was modelled on 70’s Rod Stewart. #Logies2018 #Logies pic.twitter.com/BcLPNUgbgZ

— Scott John (@Scott_John) July 1, 2018