Apparently we have a name for the Bingle baby. APPARENTLY.
We’ve got a name, people. Maybe. Probably. Who knows for sure.
“Sources” have “confirmed” to Woman’s Day that the Bingle baby is called…
Rocket ZOT Worthington.
… It’s so… unique.
This could just be one big ol’ late April Fools Joke. In fact, we’re kind of hoping it is, for the sake of this child.
But if not, at least he’ll have some company with the Apples of the world.
Mamamia previously wrote…
The most anticipated celebrity baby arrival since Prince George (big call) has (maybe) just arrived. FOR THE SECOND TIME.
Representatives of the pair have yet to confirm the birth, but it hasn’t stopped the world, you know, tweeting the shit out of it.
— OK! Magazine (@OKmagAustralia) March 24, 2015