Three months and four days.
That’s how long it took for Kylie Jenner‘s most loyal, dedicated and time-poor fans to draw the parallels between her bodyguard and Stormi.
Because what’s a celebrity baby if not for baseless speculation on her paternity?
— B???? (@brendamarin678) May 2, 2018
Yes, if internet jokes, Twitter folk and incessant memes are to go by, there are legitimate (ahem) questions to be asked about whether Kylie’s said bodyguard – real name Tim Chung – is secretly Stormi’s dad.
This is he: