Three months and four days.
That’s how long it took for Kylie Jenner‘s most loyal, dedicated and time-poor fans to draw the parallels between her bodyguard and Stormi.
Because what’s a celebrity baby if not for baseless speculation on her paternity?
— B???? (@brendamarin678) May 2, 2018
Yes, if internet jokes, Twitter folk and incessant memes are to go by, there are legitimate (ahem) questions to be asked about whether Kylie’s said bodyguard – real name Tim Chung – is secretly Stormi’s dad.
This is he:
And this is she:
Eh? Thoughts? Twitter has all but decided:
Kylie Jenner’s baby is her bodyguard’s, change my mind. pic.twitter.com/Gkea1q7jFn
— mckauley delonjay (@mckooley) May 2, 2018
Kylie Jenner after discovering twitter has clocked her baby looks like her bodyguard pic.twitter.com/xxbAhCJSWI
— james (@fireexitdoor) May 3, 2018
kris jenner hacking twitter to delete everyone’s tweets about stormi looking like kylie’s bodyguard pic.twitter.com/WIPyIJAxqH
— hanna (@zarasus) May 3, 2018
Me ringing Kris Jenner to find out if Kylie’s bodyguard is Stormi’s Dad: pic.twitter.com/6AjyjEKeCf
— R H Y S ???? (@rjdvs) May 3, 2018
Is anyone else hoping that Kylie Jenner’s baby is actually her bodyguard’s? I mean, have you seen her bodyguard? I’d have a baby with him too
— tator tot (@plainmaryjaneyo) May 4, 2018
Nevermind the father of Jenner’s baby is likely the man they claim it to be.
Regardless, a ‘source’ – perhaps as dubious as the theory itself – told told In Touch Weekly her and Travis think the entire rumour is “hilarious”.
“Kylie thinks it’s hilarious that fans think her bodyguard could be her baby daddy and not Travis. Travis even got a huge kick out of it and laughed at the outrageous meme.”
Why are more and more young girls altering their faces to look like Kylie Jenner?