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Kylie Jenner and Kim Kardashian's new fragrance looks like a vagina and we have questions.

What in God’s name is that?

Oh this? It’s Kylie Jenner and Kim Kardashian‘s new perfume.

 

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I…don’t understand.

Allow me to explain. Back in April, the sisters revealed on an episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians that they would be releasing a scent collection, Kylie Jenner by KKW Fragrance. We also got our first glimpse of the bottles, which were inspired by the product that kick-started Kylie’s journey to beauty billionaire – her infamous Lip Kits.

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The collection was meant to drop on April 26, the same day Taylor Swift released the video for her single ‘ME!’ But it was delayed due to issues with ‘bottle durability,’ the sisters said in a joint statement.

That seems kinda shady. 

Mmhmm.

Since then, we’ve been waiting with bated breath for an update on the next attempt to shade Taylor release date.

After much teasing, Kylie finally revealed the fruits of the collaboration on her Instagram stories last night, with multiple pictures and videos showing off the vessels in all their glory:

Kylie by KKW perfumes
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There are three fragrances in the collection, Red Lips - an 'opulent white floral,' Pink Lips - 'a solar floral coconut,' and Nude Lips - a 'vanilla amber musk.' Each is housed in a glossy coloured bottle which, when you turn on its side, looks suspiciously like part of the female anatomy.

Most of the videos Kylie posted were taken with the bottles positioned this way, which is what lead us to this conclusion.

But wait. At some point during the production process, wouldn’t someone in a room of marketing people have seen this?

Uh, yeah. It’s called marketing, look it up.

Are you SURE it's deliberate?

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I mean, I wasn't in the room when Kim and Kylie dreamed this up. But the campaign is pretty ~suggestive~. Look at that bottle placement!

 

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Why are they spooning?

I honestly don't know.

At least the colours are inclusive!

Yes, lips of many colours...

How can I get one? I want one, and I'm not sure why. Maybe for the same reason I bought these Yeezys.

You can order one this Saturday at 5am from the KKW Fragrance website, which is Friday August 23 in the US - the same day Taylor Swift's new album Lover drops.

But.

IT'S A COMPLETE COINCIDENCE.

Will you be buying one of Kylie & Kim's scents? Tell us your thoughts in the comments.

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