1. “Sources” say another Kardashian sister is “pregnant” and YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING.
If the tabloids are right (which, let’s be real, they are about 20 per cent of the time) FOUR KARDASHIAN/JENNERS ARE EXPECTING AT THE SAME TIME.
You know, maybe.
… But probably not.
Speaking to In Touch, the “source” says the father is her boyfriend of one year, Younes Bendijma.
“She needs a man who will be both present and sober and knows Younes will make a great father,” they said.
You wouldn’t be surprised to read that Kourtney has not confirmed the pregnancy, and neither has her poor PR manager.
Listen: Mia, Jessie and Rachel discuss Kim Kardashian’s body dysmorphia quote. (Post continues…)
2. Jasmine Yarbrough shares intimate photos with Karl Stefanovic and we sorta hate ourselves for caring.
Yep it’s official.
There are new photos of Karl Stefanovic and his girlfriend Jasmine Yarbrough online, and we officially need better hobbies because we care way too much.
Well – to clarify – they’re not new. They’re just new to us because Jasmine took a leap of faith and allowed the tabloids (*cough* Daily Mail *cough) to look at her Instagram page, removing her once strict privacy settings on social media.
The result? Photos of the pair are now a free-for-all, including Karl’s birthday celebrations from earlier this year.
We really, really, really wish we didn’t care.
But we do. And you clicked… so… you must too.
3. Blake Lively’s new haircut is confusing the whole wide world.
When Blake Lively gets a haircut, or you know, does literally anything even the slightest bit different with her hair, the hairdressing industry has a revenue surge of 400%.
We totally made that up. Just go with it.
This time, before you pull the kitchen scissors out of the drawer, you might want to take a closer look at images of the Gossip Girl actress at the premier of her new movie, All I See Is You.
Because this, friends is a hair conspiracy. While the 30-year-old appears to have gone for the chop, cutting her trademark long blonde locks off for a chic ‘lob’ as they call it, not all is what it seems.
Upon closer inspection, it’s likely Lively may have just tried to sneak a fake bob, or ‘fob’ past us, flipping the rest of her hair underneath. How one does such a style is quite frankly far beyond our capabilities, but we hear it involves using hundreds of bobby pins.
It’s a bloody optical illusion. Hair wizardry, if you will.
4. Prepare your 2005 self: The Pussycat Dolls are reuniting.
Hold onto your hats ladies, because original girl gang, The Pussycat Dolls, are back and ready to loosen up our buttons.
The pop group, spearheaded by Nicole Scherzinger, went on 'hiatus' in 2010 after blessing us with slightly confusing, semi-feminist anthems such as 'Don’t Cha', 'I Don’t Need A Man' and 'Buttons'.
Now, thanks to the emergence of a verified Instagram account - @pussycatdolls - over the weekend with just one post and link to a website called ‘ ’, it would appear the ladies are indeed making a comeback.
Whether this means cropped hoodies will also be making a comeback is yet to be determined.
5. Angelina Jolie's Harper's Bazaar cover is equal parts stunning and important.
Harper's Bazaar has chosen Angelina Jolie to grace the cover of its 150th-anniversary issue and the results are stunning.
The actress, wearing a white dress, is surrounded by three cheetahs in the Namib Desert. But the location of the shoot wasn't just chosen for its breathtaking setting - Namibia holds significance for Jolie. It's where her and Brad Pitt's daughter Shiloh was born. It's also where she's focussed efforts to raise awareness for conservation.
For the magazine, Jolie writes a letter to women everywhere, compelling them to empower each other, to look to make the world a better place, and to constantly rethink our growing responsibility towards the environment.