Are you running low on Valentine’s Day ideas?
Do you have a modest budget?
Did you already gift your significant other a present this morning, realise they didn’t like it, laugh, pretend it was a “joke present” and swear to get something better by tonight?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, the Kim Kardashian Valentine’s Day gift guide is…. not for you.
(I’m sorry. Really, I am. Especially for you, joke-present guy. You’ve got a tough day ahead.)
The thing is, as far as we can ascertain, Kim Kardashian Valentine’s Day gift guides aren’t for… anyone.
Are Kim’s suggestions worse that these terrible Valentine’s Day gifts? You decide…
Despite claiming to cater to men (For Him), women (For Her) and the rabbit you’re hiding in your apartment that your landlord doesn’t know about (Behind Closed Doors), none of the presents seem appropriate for real people.
For example, this diamonte choker: the perfect Valentine’s gift, if you’re dating a 13-year-old girl in 1998.