Take a deep breath and pray that you never have a friend that gets this involved in your business.
Joseph Khan began the tweeting rampage on Monday morning with a direct attack on the recordings Kim released earlier this week.
The recordings appear to show Kanye West on the phone with Taylor Swift, seeking approval for the lyrics that mention her name in his controversial song, Famous.
Khan pointed out the videos didn't hold the crucial "I made that bitch famous" line that is the disputed root of the Kanye/Kardashian/Swift feud.
Keep up. It gets worse.
The tweet could have stood on its own as a "oh yeah, you're right" moment for his followers but Khan didn't stop there.
The tweets descended into a free-for-all on the Kardashian clan.
Kahn tweeted a reference to Kim's late father being the legal representation of notorious criminal O.J Simpson.