Do you read the tabloids?
If you don’t you might have missed the fact that Kim Kardashian is exhibiting dangerous pregnant woman behaviour.
In fact – she is so very irresponsible she’s putting the life of her unborn son in danger.
This DPWB (dangerous pregnant woman behaviour) has manifested itself in a most concerning way. The soon to be mother-of-two has been spotted cruising around Hollywood with her hubby in their Rolls Royce (as you do) when a pack of very-concerned photographers noticed her footwear.
No, don’t be a cynic, they weren’t just after a photo to please the magazine editors. They were genuinely worried about whether she was in danger.
As soon as they saw the DPWB underway they rushed to
shame her aid her. Of course on the way they managed to snap her DPWB because that’s what they get the bucks for.
This DPWB I am referring to was her footwear – UNSUITABLE footwear – for a lady in a delicate condition like she is. The reality TV star’s million dollar tootsies were squeezed into a pair of designer Perspex shoes – shoes threatening to give way at ANY MINUTE.
With the magic of photography the cameras captured just the right angle so it seemed Kim Kardashian's bump (and the rest of her) was in grave danger of toppling to the ground right before their very eyes (and lenses).
You can just see the paparazzi vultures praying the heel would snap and the reality star would go crashing to the ground can't you? They could see the dollar signs in their eyes.
Instead all they got was a slight angle, an possible buckle and wham there you have it.
Within hours this display of DPWB was plastered everywhere.
"Kim Kardashian Breaks 4-Inch Heels: Can’t Support Her Baby Bump?" was a headline.
Another: "Kim Kardashian's heels buckles under the strain"
Worried journalists wrote:" “The heel of the perspex sandal buckled under a heavily pregnant Kim Kardashian, as the reality star trudged her way around Los Angeles on Monday. The mother-to-be was undeniably well dressed in her designer gear but it was hardly a comfortable look.”
Others feigned concern for her safety: “The reason we want Kim to relax isn’t because we think her shoes can’t support her anymore, (that’s absurd!), it’s for her safety. We would hate to see the pregnant star fall” crowed one we-are-really-nice tabloid.
Now let’s be brutally honest here you don’t have to read between the lines to see they are trying to insinuate is that Kim Kardashian has a bigger-than-other-stars bump.
With the bait set in place out came the social media vultures.