Hands up if you’re good at kids’ birthday parties?

Some of us are sitting on our hands right now. Because every parent knows that what looks like a few cupcakes, balloons and a plate of fairy bread on a fold-out picnic table is actually an enormous amount of effort and drama, late-night cake-baking and agonies over the guest list.

But whatever your kids’ birthday parties are like. compared to this mum, you’re winning.

Because you probably didn’t accidentally show your parents, your partner’s parents and all assembled children, family and friends NAKED PHOTOS of yourself and your partner, engaged in, um, adult activities.

Listen to the story here, on This Glorious Mess (post continues after audio).

Witness, this mum’s anonymous post on Reddit:

“Yesterday we had my three-year-old’s birthday party. I cleaned the heck out of the house. I set upTransformersdecorations, got him an Optimus Prime cake, ordered big pizzas, made delicious lemonade, I went all out.

“We had my parents and my in-laws over in our tiny house. I felt like a bad-ass hostess.

So, as long as you are not showing porn to school-aged children, your kids' party is just fine.

What amazed Andrew Daddo the most about this story, of course, was that these parents had sexy photos to show. Could this have happened at your house?

Listen to the full episode of This Glorious Mess, including an epic story of surprise childbirth, here: