When you ask children what a movie called ‘Magic Mike’ is about you get aliens, singing birds, a magical bike pump (and all of us laughing uncontrollably).

It does sound like something that should be for kids. So, what happens when you ask a bunch of six-year-old’s to write scenes for a movie called Magic Mike?

Let’s just say it’s definitely not this.

Tonight Show host Jimmy Fallon, 40,  asked school children to write movie scenes based on what they thought a film called Magic Mike could possibly be about, then proceeded to act out those scenes with the film’s star, 35-year-old Channing Tatum.

There’s the one about Magic Bird, who doesn’t want to be a Magic bird and is subsequently cheered up by having Magic Mike blow on Magic Bird’s forehead. Right…

There’s Magic Mike, the protector of humans against aliens, who fails at his job. Not bad.

And then there’s Bike Pumpin’ Magic Mike, which is by far the dirtiest of them all.

Look, it may be too early to say this. But we have possibly just found the screenwriter for the Fifty Shades of Grey sequel. With just three scenes, these kids have proved they’re so much better than this:

Watch the full video below to experience the magic of Channing Tatum and Jimmy Fallon acting out scripts that are better than half of the movies that have been released this year.

And in case this has you in the mood to stare at the cast of Magic Mike, you can do that right here.

The cast of Magic Mike.

Channing Tatum and Alex Pettyfer in Magic Mike

Magic Mike

Joe Manganiello

Matt Bomer

Channing Tatum and Matthew MaConaughey in Magic Mike

Channing Tatum

Joe Magnaniello via Instagram

Channing Tatum

Michael Strahan and Channing Tatum on the set of Magic Mike XXL

Joe Magnaniello via Instagram

Kevin Nash

Joe Manganiello

Magic Mike

Cast of Magic Mike

Matt Bomer

Are you going to be watching Magic Mike XXL?