Khloe Kardashian’s dishing out health advice now, haven’t you heard?
That’s what happens when you get famous, you see.
The 32-year-old reality star has shared the products she loves to use to keep her lady parts “happy”. Which is obviously the end game for all chicks, because most of us are pretty tired of always having a sad vagina. Like, I don’t know about you guys, but mine’s always complaining. Chronic whinger.
So anything that can turn its frown upside down is A-OK with me! *giggles*
The problem is, however, that some muggles (aka non-Kardashians) aren’t so happy with Khloe’s recommendations. Something about “not recommended” and “don’t actually use these products”.
The first two products Kardashian uses and recommends are ones that keep her pelvic floor in check: $26 Ben Wa Balls and a $265 Elvie Exercise Tracker.
The glass balls do exactly what they sound like – you put them in your vagina and squeeze to keep them in. In theory, I think the act of squeezing would make my lady parts more exhausted than happy (and don’t even get me started on the complaining), and I would indulge Khloe on this one, except my colleague Jessie Stephens trialed glass vagina balls herself. And her judgement tells the story of a remarkably unhappy vagina.
So what about Ms. Elvie Exercise Tracker?
The Elvie tracker is like a FitBit, but for kegel exercises: it tracks how many tenses you perform, and advises whether you should do more. Which, actually, sounds kind of cool.