Kendall Jenner had dinner and now everyone thinks she’s pregnant.

NOT EVERYONE IS PREGNANT.

Sorry, I just really needed to get that out of the way.

Currently in the Kardashian family, 33-year-old Khloe has confirmed her pregnancy, while speculation grows that 20-year-old Kylie is heavily pregnant/has already given birth. Kim, 37, is expecting her third child via surrogate.

So, yes, there’s a fair bit of pregnant going on in the family. It does not follow, however, that everyone must be pregnant.

Or does it?

On Friday, Kendall Jenner, one of the only members of the family not to be the target of pregnancy rumours in the last few months, uploaded a photo to Instagram wearing a form-fitting polka dot dress, with the caption “loner life”.

Jenner also happens to be one of the world’s leading fashion models so she’s particularly thin. But it would appear maybe she had dinner. Or had a few drinks. Or breathed in some air. Because her stomach was looking… not perfectly flat. 

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loner life ????

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So immediately everyone jumped to the only logical conclusion: If some Kardashians are pregnant, all Kardashians must be pregnant.

Among all the weird ‘LB’ and ‘CB’ comments that I will never understand, fans had one burning question: “girl, are you pregnant too?”

“Your littel bit fat,” read one comment, ironic because the person who wrote it a little bit can’t spell, but that’s OK.

“Another baby bump?” read another comment. “Why tf is everybody pregnant in this fam?” read another.

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One very passionate person wrote: “Ffs im not being rude but kendall obviously looks pregnant here right?? It might just be a camera angle who knows? But im so sick of all this kardashian pregnancy drama kylie, khloe and now kendall. At least kim and khloe are mature enough to announce their pregnancys!!!!”

Yes, we’re all very sick of it.

As a logical human, I would wager a guess that it’s very unlikely Kendall Jenner is pregnant. And if she is, her latest Instagram photo isn’t evidence of it.

MY TUM LOOKS LIKE THAT NOW AND I HAVEN’T EVEN HAD BREAKFAST. AND I’M NOT PREGNANT.

… Or am I?

NO. NOT EVERYONE IS PREGNANT.

Cut the crap.

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