Excuse us.
It has come to our attention that Winona Ryder and Keanu Reeves have been secretly hitched since 1992.
That might explain why neither of them are married ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
Apparently their top secret matrimony occurred on the set of Francis Ford Coppola’sBram Stoker’s Dracula,and they just decided to wait 26 years to make it official.
Reuniting for the promotion of their latest film,Destination Wedding,Ryder clarified the situation to Entertainment Weekly.
“We actually got married inDracula. No, I swear to God, I think we’re married in real life,” she said.
“In that scene, Francis [Ford Coppola] used a real Romanian priest,” she added. “We shot the master and he did the whole thing. So, I think we’re married.”
FYI it was also Valentine’s Day, and they were wearing this fancy get up:
Behold! Image: Columbia Pictures.
Note - the Romanian priest in the background. Image: Columbia Pictures.
Sealed with a kiss. Image: Columbia Pictures.
Although Reeves was surprised at Ryder's admission (men, eh?), he came around eventually.
"Oh my gosh, we’re married,” he said, affirming all of our 90s goth dreams.
In reality, Reeves is rumoured to be dating Halle Berry, and Ryder has been in a steady relationship with fashion designer, Scott Mackinlay Hahn, since 2011.
Still... fans are freaking out over this grand revelation and wecan'tblame them.
I am so here for a Keanu/Winona rom com.
⚡️ “The 90s are alive and well with Winona Ryder and Keanu Reeves' Destination Wedding” https://t.co/iyMwuKZeLI
— Kitty B (@KittyBrewster) May 24, 2018
Okay, which one of you is writing me this romance novel? https://t.co/pOILkLNztS
— Suleikha Snyder (@suleikhasnyder) August 18, 2018
winona ryder and keanu reeves being married feels like I'm lindsay lohan in the parent trap and my parents just got together and everything is right with the world
— hattie (@hattiesoykan) August 19, 2018
— Erica (@reeceecup) August 19, 2018
This is my Pentagon Papers #winonaANDKEANUforever https://t.co/6AN38z5hHe
— Maureen Lee Lenker (@themaureenlee) August 18, 2018
I guess this means that the marriage ceremony with Keanu I held in my bedroom the summer of 1994 is null and void then (I mean, I know it was in my head, but still). https://t.co/6JJUlTstsv
— Heather Wixson (@thehorrorchick) August 19, 2018
“winona ryder and keanu reeves were accidentally married in romania in 1992” is the headline i never knew i needed till now
— Kelsey Hammer (@Kel_Hammer) August 18, 2018
— Christopher Brown (@cmbrown15) August 18, 2018
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Jessica Wang
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