It has come to our attention that Winona Ryder and Keanu Reeves have been secretly hitched since 1992.
That might explain why neither of them are married ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
Apparently their top secret matrimony occurred on the set of Francis Ford Coppola’s Bram Stoker’s Dracula, and they just decided to wait 26 years to make it official.
Reuniting for the promotion of their latest film, Destination Wedding, Ryder clarified the situation to Entertainment Weekly.
“We actually got married in Dracula. No, I swear to God, I think we’re married in real life,” she said.
“In that scene, Francis [Ford Coppola] used a real Romanian priest,” she added. “We shot the master and he did the whole thing. So, I think we’re married.”
FYI it was also Valentine’s Day, and they were wearing this fancy get up: