(‘Ghosting him’ = I never bothered to reply to his text of “Sup! Want 2 cum 2 formal wit me?” Instead, I just let him hang dry in a void of complete silence until he went to his formal sad and all alone. I KNOW, I’M COMPLETELY EVIL AND THE WORST PERSON EVER , OKAY? I KNOW.)
Thankfully, I am now older and wiser and have found that men don’t ask me out all that much, and when they do I should be courteous and polite and jump at the chance to leave the house.
Watch the Mamamia team reveal the most brutal ways they’ve been rejected. (Post continues…)
Anyyyyway, today I discovered that my ‘never reply and hope he goes away’ approach isn’t actually that brutal. Not compared to Katie it isn’t.