If you ever thought the royals were so far out of reach, not one of their habits or conversations or problems were like yours, fixate your eyes on the following:
Because Kate Middleton telling Prince George to pipe down is every parent at a family wedding.
You can almost imagine how desperate she is to stem the squabbling gaggle of toddlers, bribing them with Freddo Frogs or lollipops or perhaps just a diamond-studded crown if they really, truly just shut up.
It's one of the most humanising and, well, normal of our most prized royal.
Twitter couldn't get enough:
And frankly, neither can we.
Oi, George, pipe down eh?