On ThursYe, formerly Thursday, Kanye West debuted his highly anticipated Yeezy 3 collection in a fashion show at New York’s Madison Square Garden.

It was a star-studded affair, the Kardashian-Jenner clan turned out in full force, wearing fully co-ordinated ensembles and West played his new album. In full.

It was all pretty full on.

In spite of Kanye’s usually light-hearted attitude to his endeavours (*cough*), it seems he was taking things pretty seriously for a change.

Here’s the list of easy-to-follow instructions he had for his team of very model-y models.

Yes, that is 38 different rules. Shall we take a look through them?

Basically, don’t make any noise, I mean, unless you are told to make a noise.

Definitely don’t dance or move fast, but also don’t move too slowly or sharply or at the same time as the person next to you.

Show your pride. Act natural. Not too stiff. NOT TOO CASUAL YOU IDIOT.

Are you standing up straight? Don’t act too cool, man.

My tip? Pretend you are the only one in the room, while being hyper-aware that your actions will inevitably effect everyone around you.

Also, don’t forget thousands of people are watching you, YOU, but don’t look at them. Eye contact? No way.

Look , I know it’s a lot, but whatever you do, DO NOT LOOK AT THE JUMBOTRON.

Pfft…Amateurs…