Kanye West returns to Twitter. Takes seconds to insult more celebrities.

Can somebody in the Kardashian tribe please ‘accidentally’ drop Kanye West‘s phone into a large body of water?

I’m calling on reality TV’s most famous family to throw every single one of Yeezy’s devices into the toilet. And then flush it. Twice.

This is getting out of hand, people.

Today, Kanye decided to enter what must be the 4672nd round of ‘Who Can I Offend In A Twitter Rant‘. The targets of his latest blasts? Music producer Bob Ezrin, singer songwriter Macklemore and – you guessed it – poor Taylor Swift.

Kanye clearly doesn’t remember this. Post continues after video….

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Kanye’s hissy fit is the result of a scathing The Lefsetz Letter, penned by Ezrin, which was released on February 22. In the piece, Ezrin says Kanye’s talent does not lie in his musical ability, but rather his ability to stir up controversy.

Unlike other creators in his genre like Jay-Z, Tupac, Biggie or even M.C. Hammer for that matter, it’s unlikely that we’ll be quoting too many of Kanye’s songs 20 years from now. He didn’t open up new avenues of public discourse like NWA, or introduce the world to a new art form like Grandmaster Flash, or even meaningfully and memorably address social issues through his music like Marshall, Macklemore and Kendrick.

He continued: What he is a true artist at is living his life out loud – and shoving it down the throats of the rest of us whether we give a shit or not. He’s like that flasher who interrupts a critical game by running naked across the field. Is that art???

Surprise, surprise, the man who thinks, “the greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live”, didn’t take too well to Ezrin’s comments.

By now, we all know how this goes. Cue social media tirade… Kanye style.

For those who have a soft spot for TayTay, THIS is where your red-lipstick-wearin’ sister cops some shade.

I bet Bob Ezrin’s kids are eagerly waiting by the door right now for their Yeezy footwear to arrive. FYI: For any families out there who have been publicly embarrassed, I hear on good authority that wearing Yeezy’s shoes resolves this!


Meanwhile, the Kardashians are probably deep in talks as to how to get Kanye THE HELL AWAY FROM TWITTER.

Momager Kris Jenner is probably pulling out her own eyelashes right now.

Khloe and Kourtney are probably scheming aforementioned toilet-dropping plan (I’m here for tips if you need, girls).

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#FoolProof (Original image via E!)

Kylie is probably oblivious, too busy taking car selfies on SnapChat. God, I love Kylie.

And Kanye? Let’s hope he’s on Seek, or LinkedIn, or handing out resumes right now. We all know $53 mill is a lot of money, and Kimmy K sure as hell isn’t going to cover that bill herself.

What’s your take on Kanye West’s Twitter activity?