In celebration of it being A) Friday, B) the eve of a long weekend, and C) Friday… let’s all look at a photo of Justin Bieber’s hot security guard.
After all, there’s nothing like a lil’ bitta reverse objectification to round off the week, now is there?
I should preface this post by admitting that I don’t find The Biebs – with his pouty lips and patchwork sticker tatts – overly attractive. He’s just not my type and every time I see his face I imagine him dancing with Ludacris in a bowling alley. (I’m sure he will survive this brutal blow to his self-esteem, considering he exclusively dates Victoria’s Secret models and has 88.2 million followers on Instagram jumping up and down for the chance to touch his *special place*.)
A 23-year-old non-model non-superfan from Australia is hardly his type, anyway. I’m sure the un-attraction is mutual.
So while I’m not fawning over Justin and his very, very baggy jeans, I am all about his security guard, who unsurprisingly sent Twitter into a right tizzy this week.