In just a few days, the people of Scotland will vote to decide if they would like to become an independent nation; free of the of rule of evil Queen Lizzy and her chubby-cheeked grandspawn.

And for anyone who needs a bit more info on what the hell exactly is going down over in the UK, John Oliver’s got you covered.

This is the best (and funniest) explanation we’ve seen on the Scottish independence question.

Braveheart + Love Actually + John Oliver = Scotland explained.