Hey there, fallopian tube friends.

Ovary owners.

Boob bearers.

It’s time we face facts: we need to stop talking aboutwomen stuff.Why? Because it’s not good for morale. It’s not becoming. It’s not ladylike. And, most of all, it’s peeving some of the penis proprietors off.

Just askInsterstellaractress Jessica Chastain, who was told by a close friend and male director that she talks ‘too much’ aboutwomen stuffand it’s ‘hurting her career’.

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So, what exactly is thiswomen stuffJessica Chastain won’t quit talking about?

Good question.

We had a brainstorm, and assume it has anything to with with Jessica daring to A) voice her political opinions, B) march for her basic human rights, and C) appear to be in possession of a uterus.

That male director totally has a point. Women talking about stuff other than pillow fights and frosé isannoyingandboringfor people who have had privilege since that time baby Moses floated down a river.

What we believe Jessica Chastain sounds like in a conversation. (Image: Getty)

Without further ado, here are the things women really need to shut up about:

Of course, there is no such thing as "women stuff", because these issues affect all of us. In fact, many great men consider "women stuff" their stuff, too.

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What "women stuff" do you think we need to shut up about?