No, she isn’t pregnant but it’s just as good.
Jennifer Aniston and her partner Justin Theroux have tied the knot.
For real this time. And there is proof.
A secret wedding took place on Wednesday. The type where the guests turn up thinking they are headed to a “Host a murder mystery” night and suddenly the guest of honour sweeps down the stairs decked out in while tulle.
And the evidence will show that Jennifer and Justin actually pulled it off. ( A wedding, not a murder).
You, like us might have thought you’d heard this before. Married. Secret Wedding. Sounds familiar right?
But it turns out that all these magazine covers saying Jennifer Aniston was already married/ pregnant/ adopting a baby/ actually an alien were false ( who knew?) because this time there is photographic evidence.
While the couple haven’t confirmed anything the US tabloids have photos of a massive party, a dance floor, a cake with a PUPPET versions of the couple on top of it and one wearing a ( wait for it) teeny tiny LITTLE VEIL.
And the biggest give away of all…. a priest holding a bible!
Now he wouldn’t be invited to any old shindig would he?
While we can’t actually show you those photos because well, copyright, but we can show you this:
Looks like a wedding alright doesn’t it?
The couple have been engaged for three long years leaving the paparazzi frothing at the mouth everytime a large catering company parked outside their Bel Air home.
According to People Magazine this time a catering company not only parked but served food to 74 guests (sneaky little investigative journos counted the place settings didn’t they) including Howard Stern, Lisa Kudrow, Jennifer Meyer, Emily Blunt, John Krasinski, Ellen DeGeneres, Lake Bell, Scott Campbell, and comedian Chelsea Handler.
Jennifer Aniston, 46 – the poster child for lonely spinsters who haven’t procreated said in 2013 that her and Justin Theroux weren’t rushing into anything with this whole wedding business.
“We just want to do it when it’s perfect, and we’re not rushed, and no one is rushing from a job or rushing to a job,” she told the Associated Press
“And, you know, we already feel married.”
And it looks like Wednesday was finally the perfect time.
This is the first marriage for 44-year old Theroux and the second for Aniston who divorced Brad Pitt in 2005.
We wish them much happiness.