Celebrities can be relied upon to produce some weird and wonderful baby names. (Who remembers that guy from East 17 who called his daughters Pacific and Ocean? Ok, me neither but I remember his daughters’ names.)
More recently the Kardashians have gifted us with North, Saint and Reign and Zooey Deschanel gave us Elsie Otter.
Looking a little further back, Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin gave us Apple. Sylvester Stallone decided naming his kids Sage Moonblood and Seargeoh would be a good idea.
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For us regular folks, who think about things like job opportunities before calling our children “Sage Moonblood”, strange baby names just aren’t a reality.
Yet, one celebrity has just gone in the complete opposite direction for her child’s name.
Hunger Games star Jena Malone announced the birth of her first child with partner Ethan DeLorenzo on Wednesday morning by posting a snap of the couple with their newborn son to her 388,000 Instagram followers.
The name for the young one? Ode Mountain DeLorenzo Malone.
“The best weekend of our lives!!! What an incredible blessing to be chosen by this amazing, kind, gentle and beautiful soul to be his parents,” Malone wrote.
“Humbled and in complete awe that we get to experience the most ancient and transcendent love that exists. Thank you Ode Mountain DeLorenzo Malone.”
Yep, just when we thought nothing could top Blue Ivy, Malone gives us Ode Mountain. ODE MOUNTAIN.
The 31-year-old actress has posted a number of ~artsy~ pregnancy shots to her Instagram over the last nine months as she prepared for the birth.
You can click through the gallery to see these shots below.
Congratulations Jena Malone!
Cut the crap.