I’ve studied the classics long and hard: House Bunny. Bad Neighbours 2. Bring It On. And of course, Legally Blonde.
Using these as a learning resource, I’ve discovered the following things:
1. All sorority members are white and blonde (with a token brunette for diversity).
2. All sorority houses are insanely luxurious.
3. All sororities are heinously competitive to enter.
4. If you become a lawyer to win back your ex-boyfriend Warner Huntington III and things aren't going that well in the courtroom, you can always win the judge over with your sorority ring.