This week, Australia witnessed two people cheating on their fake spouses on national TV.
It was weird for us.
There was a lot of lip-licking.
A fair bit of awkward small talk about… olives.
At one point Sam threw Ines on the bed and it felt like we were watching a porno that was never meant to be released to the public.
Although the experience has been deeply traumatic for all of us, we did notice something a lil’ bit odd about the whole ‘cheating scandal’.
It seems incredibly staged almost as if the producers have set this whole thing up for ratings.
I mean…. wot.
Here are the clues that Sam and Ines’ cheating scandal is the result of one very hardworking producer:
1. Ines was wearing different undies the next morning.
After their night together, which if it was a porno it would be titled Cheating On My Fake Wife With The Actual Devil, Ines was wearing different undies.
The night before she was wearing black undies.
Black undies were also spotted on the bedroom floor.