The number of online stores that stock hilarious, yet inappropriate, onesies is higher than I’d like to admit.

Onesies. They are designed to stay on your little bub.

Keep them warm and snug.

And really…make your little baby look just plain adorable.

But somewhere the message got confused and people started printing things like this on them:

Image via Buzzfeed.

Yep. That is a real onesie. Available on the internet. Waiting for you to buy it for your baby.

Click through our gallery of more wildy inappropriate yet hilarious onesies. 

"My Daddy is jealous... I had boobies for breakfast and he didn't." onesieImage via Etsy.com

"What's that smell? Oh wait, it's me... #awkward" onesieImage via Etsy.com

"This is my kegstand shirt" onesieImage via Etsy.com

"I'd flex but I like this onesie" onesieImage via Etsy.com

"Hung like a 5-year-old" onesieImage via Etsy.com

"I look like the plumber" onesieImage via Buzzfeed.com

"Mommy drinks when I cry" onesieImage via Buzzfeed.com

Nipple tassel onesieImage via Etsy.com

Would you buy an inappropriate onesie for your child? 

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