That is what a woman said to me recently, adding: “I booked in for one as soon as I found out I was pregnant.”
There we were at the David Jones fashion show and
I was chatting with a few friends and acquaintances. When caesar-woman
joined the group, small-talk naturally turned to pregnancy. Then she
dropped her clanger.
As we clutched our cocktails that little bit tighter in the stunned
silence, she merrily picked up her shovel and kept digging: “You know,”
she emphasised conspiratorially, “so I don’t get all stretched and
floppy down there.”
Oh my lord, it’s happened, I marvelled, while wrestling my urge to smack her: I’ve finally met a real-life woman who’s Too Posh To Push. I thought they were an urban myth. Or a Hollywood truth. But regular women? Who knew!
Fortunately, at that moment we were ushered to our seats and the conversation ended. But as the models flounced down the catwalk in their pretty summer frocks, I started obsessing. “Why am I so cross with that silly woman?” I asked my friend afterwards. “Because she insulted us,” she replied. “By telling everyone she’s having a caesar to preserve her vagina, she’s basically saying all women who’ve given birth the other way are the Grand Canon.” Yes! That’s it! Damn her!
“And it’s an impossible thing to defend,” continued my friend. “If you try to say it all snaps back and that your partner is perfectly happy, you can tell she’s thinking “yeah sure, but he only tells you that because he wants to have sex with you. He’s lying and you’re the Grand Canyon and I pity you.”
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fair enough, it is their choice. and sometimes a ceasar is necessary. but electing to have something that for hundreds of years killed every mother being delivered of her child in such a fashion (caesar) vs the natural way, which has a far lower mortality rate, i know which i would choose and recommend...
Yes everyone seems to have their own opinion on this subject and here is mine... I have had both a natural vaginal birth @ term and a C-section @ just 27weeks pregnant due to suffering from pre eclampsia and HELLP Syndrome. We had to do this as both my life and my daughter lives were in danger so it was the safest option to go with. After spending 2 days in ICU I did take me a day to get up a walk around not only having major surgery but suffering for 2 really dangerous pregnancy induced diseases. My husband had to return to work so I had to walk to the NICU which was quite painful but its amazing what your willing to do if your baby is in neonatal intensive care unit.
Having been down both roads I am not sure which one is better? Both you hurt, both you can get over (depending upon how sorry you feel for yourself) one leaves internal prints and the other leaves external prints. neither one is better and neither one is worse they are just different.
Fiona @ www.momentbymoment.com.au