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"I never want kids and tried to get a vasectomy at 21."

Last month I read the story of Holly Brockwell,  a 30-year-old woman in the UK who fought the National Health Service for four years for her right to get her tubes tied. The day after the surgery, Holly reconfirmed her decision tweeting:

Things I regret — Smashing my phone, supporting HD DVD over BluRay, Not buying Amazon stock. Things I don’t regret — getting my tubes tied. @hollybrockwell

Reading this story reminded me of when I was 21 and I asked my GP about getting a vasectomy. His response was similar to Holly’s doctor’s response. I was too young, I didn’t have any kids, I’d never been married, etc.

At the time my GP told me I would change my mind when I got older.  I never thought to fight my GP or the medical system, I just thought maybe as educated professionals they probably knew better, but my resolve has never faltered. I’ve never changed my mind and I’ve never even come close to changing my mind.

I knew as a teenager that I didn’t ever want kids.

'When I was 21 and I asked my GP about getting a vasectomy. He said I was too young, I didn’t have any kids, I’d never been married, etc. Image: iStock

I remember when I was about 14 or 15 we had a school assignment where we were given baby ducklings to raise for a few weeks. They were only a couple of days old when we got them, so we had to take them everywhere, keep them warm and dry, feed and water them and keep them healthy.

Every time I filled up the container for food or water the duckling would tip everything over, It shat everywhere, kept me awake chirping all night and couldn’t be left un-supervised in the house (sound familiar?). It was then and there I had the thought - I only have this baby duckling for 2 weeks and it’s driving me crazy, imagine doing this for 18 years?

When I told my family that I didn’t want kids, they all said the same thing. "You will change your mind when you’re older or you’ll change your mind when you meet the right person." Well I’m 43 now and guess what?  Nothing has changed.

I’m still not married.

I still don’t have kids.

I still don’t want them.

Mamamia's Shelly Horton talks about not wanting kids. Article continues after this audio.

When I tell people strangers I don’t want kids I usually get told that, I’m going to miss out, that I’m selfish and who is going to take care of me when I’m older. I actually think it’s the other way around. I think having kids when you can’t afford them or when you’re not ready or just because you think you have too is more selfish.

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I recently caught up with some friends of friends who I haven’t seen in over 10 years. Since the last time I saw them, they’d gotten married, had kids, settled down, etc. When discussing what they had been up to for the last 10 years, every single of them complained that since having kids they were always tired, they didn’t get enough sleep and their sex lives with their wives was nearly non-existent. I asked them if they had their time again would they still have kids, not one of them gave me a definitive yes. So why should I join the club? I’m seeing lots of negatives and not a lot of positives.

A few years ago I revisited getting a vasectomy. My girlfriend at the time didn’t want kids either and she wanted to come off the pill. We spoke at length about me getting a vasectomy, I had even cut out an advertisement from the local paper and pinned it the fridge, his name was Dr. Snip (no really!).

We even thought about lying to the doctor if I had any resistance to getting a vasectomy as an un-wed 40-year-old.

'When I tell people strangers I don’t want kids I usually get told that, I’m going to miss out, that I’m selfish and who is going to take care of me when I’m older. I actually think it’s the other way around.' Image: iStock

We broke up before my appointment so I never got it done. It feels like it’s not as urgent when I’m single and not having sex. To be honest the thing that scares me most about getting a vasectomy is not missing out on having children but the pain. I just can’t imagine a scalpel cutting in my most delicate region. I hate needles and anything to do with operations so seeing Dr. Snip does make me nervous.

I’ve heard a few horror stories of guys watching TV with a bag of frozen peas tucked into their underwear and not being able to move much less being comfortable while trying to sleep.

Three years ago my sister gave birth to my niece, whom I love to bits. I love spending time with her, taking her to the park or the aquarium. I love being the cool uncle who she has fun with, I love tickling her and hearing her infectious laugh.

But there is one sound I love more.

The silence I get from not having kids.

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