We need to talk about an issue of international rose-themed TV significance.
It’s packed full of orchestrated drama and I’d quite like the gossip pls.
There’s a bachelor named Colton Underwood who is a virgin.
There’s approximately 4985989 references to the fact he’s a virgin in the first episode.
He doesn’t wear socks and he also doesn’t wear underwear but he apparently owns over 250 pairs of shoes. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
There’s at least one woman putting on a fake Australian accent to try to get said virgin’s attention.
There’s definitely at least one woman named Bec or Becca or Becky who is causing some sh*t in the mansion.
There’s probably a girl named Laura who is crying.