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My whole life, I’ve been running late.

It’s a little commendable, really. Theconsistencywith which I am always late.

It comes from a few factors, including a) a fundamental misunderstanding of how time works, b) the tendency to avoid everything when things get stressful (i.e. time), and c) general life disorganisation which then makes efficiency in crucial moments impossible.

But after hearing about the strategy one professor uses to stop students being late, I’m terrified. Because while the prospect of being on time seems… silly, this professor’s alternative is genuinely sickening.

HE MAKES THEM DANCE.

Why would you do that.

That's a punishment fit for an actual crime. Like stealing. Or vandalism. Not... lateness.

The professor's policy has started a conversation online, after a video of one of his students being subjected to his torturous punishment was shared on Twitter.

What's confusing, however, is that this student seemed to be... enjoying it.

My professor makes you dance when you’re late to his class. This is college. pic.twitter.com/LL7hIOgESv

— vane (@_vvanee) March 26, 2018

Obviously the video went viral because...wut, so Brandon Goderich, AKA the dancing student, shared the story behind it.

The story was too good. Last week I found my old iPod full of high school jams!! That’s where all my 305 inventory is stored and I even brought a Bose Bluetooth speaker so I can play it since I was late ????

— Brandon Goderich (@bgod91) March 27, 2018

This also isn't the first time Goderich has been late to this class, which means, you guessed it, it isn't the first time he's been forced to dance.

Soooo the video that got viral was my second time getting to my American LITerature class, this was the first one about a week agooooo!!! In case you didn’t noticed, I’m a student. The professor was sitting at the podium and died of laughter ???? pic.twitter.com/9AbATxWTLa

— Brandon Goderich (@bgod91) March 27, 2018

Somehow we just don't think this was what the professor had in mind when he invented his lateness rule.

my mans had that tongue out the side of his mouth, he just KNEW he was killin it ????????

— 女嬰 (@_rbne) March 26, 2018

Bro had his whole routine already planned out. Gods Plan ????????

— Josh Lucky???? (@jlucky093) March 27, 2018

But he'll probably end up with a class full of professional dancers, which is all anyone wants, really.

Listen: Is lateness rude, or are there certain people biologically wired to never be on time? The Mamamia Out Loud team discuss.

Clare Stephens

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