None of them have any idea what they’re doing.
Apparently, today you have no choice – you are a gambler. From the office sweep, to the one-yearly trip to the bookie, peer pressure will collude to separate you from your cash today. But the question is, How do you choose?
Melbourne Cup reveals people’s true colours.
From extensive observation over years of stolen 10-minute Melbourne Cup office parties, we have noted six distinct personalities that usually come out when backing a horse for a win.
Importantly, the type of picker you are can usually dictate your success, so choose wisely.
1. The ‘Oh, it’s so pretty!’ person.
Their typical phrase: “Oh the jockey for that Snow Sky horse is wearing blue and pink and white and he looks so cute I love those colours!”
Why you love them: Their love of shiny things is often endearing.
Will they win?: Usually, yes. Despite knowing nothing about anything.