Fergie enlisted a couple of supermodel/celebrity mums to help her out in her new music video calledM.I.L.F. $.AKA Mummies Interested In Lots of Fame and Money. No it’s not. It’s a much more culturally highbrow acronym than that. In current pop culture MILF stands for Mummies I’d Like to F**K.

Starring alongside the formerBlack Eyed Peassinger who became a mum in 2013 is Kim Kardashian, Australian model Gemma Ward, Chrissy Teigen, Ciara, Allessandra Ambrosio.

They are all now mummies. And they are all HOT, which means they wander around a set that’s a cross betweenWilly Wonka and the Chocolate FactoryandThe Stepford Wiveslooking dosed up on Valium, dance in some cream underwear, get together with some Homies on their front lawn to embarrass their teenagers and POUR MILK OVER THEMSELVES IN A VIDEO WHILE WEARING A FLESH COLOURED BRA (the good one).

Makes total sense. As a mother, I too have an intimate, yearning relationship with milk.

I want someone else to buy it and put it in my fridge because we are always running out.

Enjoy.