In case you’ve been living under some sort of heavy rock formation, you’ll be aware of the “one finger selfie challenge” that is sweeping ~ze interwebs~
Well, ya filthy animals, it’s your lucky day! Because I, the selfie queen (a self-appointed title), am sharing the super secret tricks of the one finger selfie trade.
Here's how it's done.
STEP ONE: Locate a full-size, Instagram-worthy mirror (preferably one with a dreamcatcher draped effortlessly across it) and place yourself in front.
STEP TWO: Complete a variety of hand and finger exercises, to ensure you're extra limber and prepared for supreme finger selfie success.
STEP THREE: Delete approximately 257 photos from your iPhone to remove that pesky "storage full" notification and take precisely ONE photo before it reappears.
STEP FOUR: Place finger in perfect position. Pull appropriate expression.
STEP FIVE: Resume life, knowing full-well your worth far exceeds your ability to line up your index finger with your titties AND your sacred fanny place.
Thank me later.
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