When Annie met Orlandino she fell in love instantly.
She couldn’t resist his big brown eyes or his soft coat. He had a knack for making her laugh.
Unfortunately, he also had a knack for making her life hell with his over the top attention seeking behaviour and inhumane standards of personal hygiene.
36 less morbid questions to fall in love to.
He was a terrible companion. A bad dog.
So, when Annie chose her second pup, she was a little more discerning.
Like her relationships with her pets, her relationships with men have been less than perfect (let’s just say she had a few peeves).
So she took what she learned from her hairy friends and applied it her hunt for a significant other. She found one she liked and she decided to write a book about it. Thanks Annie.
Dr Annie Kaszina is an author and relationship coach. In Do You Choose Your Dog More Carefully Than Your Husband? she combines her wisdom from a life of pet ownership with a lifetime of bad dates.
She shared her top ten tips with the readers of the Daily Mail. We had a look at them and added some of our own wisdom (and some .gifs) to help you choose a lover you won’t want to put in the dog house. You’re welcome.
1. Temperament is king
When it comes to puppies and partners the “wild” ones are often the most work, alas. Try to pick someone sweet natured (just make sure they don’t bore you to tears).
2. Check the pedigree
Obviously men and women don’t come with breeding certificates and to be honest judging any human on their family is more than a little unfair. Maybe just make sure they have a couple of friends. And those friends aren’t men’s rights activists/anti-vaxxers/anti-choice. Some things are non-negotiable.
Top Comments
Choose partners like I choose my dog? From the pound, the one I feel sorry for and think I can give a better life? The one that's a bit rough round the edges but I'm sure I can tame with some tlc?
I didn't realise I was already following that advice, but it sure hasn't worked for me yet.
This is all fantastic advice. Women should be encouraged to be more discerning when choosing partners, especially heterosexual women, as a bad relationship has the high statistical chance of being fatal.
A high statistical chance of being fatal? Where did you get that from?
1 woman a week dies from intimate partner violence.
Yes, and that's 52 a year too many, but compared to the number of heterosexual relationships that are starting, ongoing or ending I wouldn't call it a high statistical chance.
It's seeming to be an average of three per fortnight now, based on 2014.
Based on 2015, it's seven in three weeks :(