What do you do in 2008 when your much older, very rich husband tries to divorce you on suspicion that you only married him for his money? You hire a film crew, make a video assasinating his character, talk in detail about how you never had sex and then post it on Youtube where more than two million people will watch it and you will become an international news story. Wait, you have to take your meds first and wash them down with a bottle of vodka.

After watching this video, I’m siding with the husband….

In other fascinating news, the colour wheel is going to stop turning for a while on today’s version. Maybe I’ll change it once a week. Ultimately it will come down to my concentration span and boredom threshold……